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millenniumfalconteahouse:

timelady-of-221b:

joeeatspeople:

yesidolikecoatsbigtime:

Types of people who romanticize small town life:

  1. People who didn’t grow up in small towns

#THE LOCALS AREN’T QUIRKY#THEY’RE RACIST

#THERE’S NOTHING TO DO
#EVERYONE’S ON DRUGS

#WHY ARE YOU ACTING LIKE GANGSTERS YOU ARE WHITE AND THERE ARE COWS OUTSIDE

(Source: queencitysavior, via mamrieslaugh)

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snorlaxatives:

has anyone seen recent pictures of aly and aj bc like

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yooooo

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yoooooooOOOOOOO

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yooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

(via mamrieslaugh)

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rosefyler:

today i was running late for school and i was sprinting down the street to make it on time and suddenly i turned to my left and my history teacher was running as well and he just screamed to me THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I’VE EXERCISED IN 18 YEARS

(Source: rosefyler, via velmavondoom)

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whatcoloristheworld:

good luck to everyone who has school soon but your sleeping schedule is wrecked beyond repair

(via dutchster)

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amortizing:

third wheeling two girls who are best friends is so much worse than third wheeling a couple

(via myth-called-love)

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thecutestofthecute:

Mud + Pup = True happiness.

(via mamrieslaugh)

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humoristics:

a guy once told my lesbian friend that being a lesbian is a huge turn off for guys and that she’ll never find a boyfriend.

(via this--too--shall--pass)

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justalilblondemama:

Accidental personal injuries are absolutely the worst. “Oh, how did you do that?” “Well, frankly, I’m an idiot.”

(via mamriehelbig)

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"Sleep doesn’t relieve my exhaustion anymore."

— July 7, 2014 (via hommesclub)

(Source: shortsimplestories, via dark-shadows03)

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Can hot girls stop being

lesbian-goddesss:

• twice my age
• straight
• 2223848 miles away from me
• famous
• taken
• not interested
• fictional

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assholuke:

those tumblr mutuals you rlly want to be friends with but are too cool for you

(via velmavondoom)

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"I have read my OTP fall in love a thousand times, and I shall read my OTP fall in love a thousand times more"

— Me (via dracmort)

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itscolossal:

A Swirling Willow Figure Rises from the Grounds of Shambellie House in Scotland
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darning-socks:

And you might suck at drawing cats.  And that’s okay too.  Keep drawing cats until you don’t suck anymore.  Because you want to.

(via norosewoodcoincidence)

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ambidexterous:

overanalyticalqueer:

so hey fun fact for anyone who wants queer history trivia: the first disco in Seattle was opened in 1973 and was a gay bar called “shelly’s leg” and it was named after a dancer named shelly who lost her leg in a confetti cannon accident and used the insurance/lawsuit settlement money to open a gay disco.

a) This is such a fantastic story that I wouldn’t care if it were made up, except that

b) upon further research, it does appear to be true

(via egg-rolls)